And now...disturbing fanfiction pairings

As this must be brief, I thought that I'd leave you with my favourite disturbing pairings as part of my first glimpse into FFXIII.

Snow's face + Lightning's fist
Sazh + Vanille (That's right. I went there.)
Hope + whatever ledge his mom fell off of (ouch. That was admittedly a little too mean)

All that remains is going to fanfiction.net to see if such pairings already exist. Or to write them (eww).